10 Thoughts for 2008

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008


Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky .
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in the USA but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow!"

Bleeding...

"The entertainment industry is a cruel and shallow money trench,

a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free,

and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

Hunter S. Thompson...